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• I like what Karina has to say on that movie with nothing but 50 year old cougars. Friday night, while heading to the bar like any self-respecting male I lingered by the 86th Street movie theater where a line of girls were no doubt waiting to see the aforementioned movie. There was at least one guy in this line that could be construed as being straight, I shot him a dirty look and got thisclose to saying: “You should be ashamed of yourself.” I’m not into making a public (well, depending on whether you define the internet as public, but I feel out on the street is more public) ass out of myself, but I should have said it. Oh well, fuck it, I’m a pussy. Meanwhile, Mom thought the movie was better than the new Indiana Jones, and you know what’s really scary about that? I’m kind of teetering towards believing her.
• My brother is in Egypt, I’d link pictures and whatnot because I’ve received about eleventybillion of them and he’s only been there one day, but he’s the private sort and I must respect that. Though, yes, I don’t think I’ll let it rest that he’s there. That’s just too fucking cool to let go.
• I’m not going to be at this, this or a wedding this weekend. But I’m lying about not going to one of these.
• Barack Obama has won the nomination! Yes! Huzzah! Horray! No sarcasm involved here, this is unbelievably great news. Though I’m still going to be shocked and awed by the level of retarded people who call this country their home as much as I do who will vote for a guy who talks about moving forward rather than going backward in reference to himself. That says to me, as clear as day and sorry to be morbid, passing on to another plane of existence. Seriously, he will be 72 years old when (and if) he takes the office of President. This is, literally and figuratively no bullshit: a fight between the old guard and the new guard. I just hope people realize that there is nothing, nothing a seventy-one year old guy should be able to say what’s good for me and my generation’s future when his own direct and immediate future won’t have to live with the results. For longer than what, ten years max after taking office?
• Has anyone heard the new Weezer album? I like their new video.

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